When I'm old and gray, I'll tell my grandson...

[Cassie Lynn]

Not all women are like that! You know there is one that loves you and worships the ground you walk on, now if you would stop breaking my heart I would be proud to be the mother of your children.

Now let's go find that rainbow

[Uncle Fester]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">....that when you break it all down, most girls in this world don't want a damn thing to do with ya.
The only ones that WILL give you the time of day are dancing around drunk in some club downtown on a Friday night.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Speak for yourself.

And 80's, Cassie said she'll fu...I mean date you. Meet her down at Starbucks.

[Bacefelice]

When I'm old and gray, and my grandson is in his tight little sailor suit scrubbing the floors, I moan "Faster little Dutch Boy!! Oh, that lovely sound!" all while touching myself.

[The 80's Man's Grandpa]

Come, come now grandson. Come over here and put your head in my lap for 20 or 25 minutes, like you used to do.

[quacker backer]

oh...you said "old and gray"....
Never mind....

Richard Simmons

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bacefelice:
When I'm old and gray, and my grandson is in his tight little sailor suit scrubbing the floors, I moan "Faster little Dutch Boy!! Oh, that lovely sound!" all while touching myself.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your mind works differently, Bace. I like it.

RACK!!!!!

[D-Dogg]

That post by was creepy, disturbing and morally wrong.

I love it!

Rack 'im.

[D-Dogg]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The 80's Man:

So looks like I better . . . just go down to the sperm bank and blow Myload.
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Myload will probably enjoy that, but I don't understand how that is gonna get you any kids, unless you have ovaries in the back of your throat.

[The 80's Man]

....that when you break it all down, most girls in this world don't want a damn thing to do with ya.
The only ones that WILL give you the time of day are dancing around drunk in some club downtown on a Friday night.
Of course, to have a grandson to offer this ugly wisdom, it will require having a son and/or daughter of my own who have sex (not with each other, but you know...).
And of course to have a son and/or daughter, I'll have to have some sex or just do the David Crosby thing.
So looks like I better go find some club downtown with wasted skanks or just go down to the sperm bank and blow my load.
Will there ever be a rainbow?
GAP

Chicken noodle soup